General Mischief

Cary Clack of the San Antonio Express-News shares my previous concerns about an alarming new trend: the world’s oldest people are dying off at an alarming rate: Consider the facts. In March 2002, a 115-year-old Michigan woman named Maude Farris-Luse, whose longevity was recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records — died. In November … Read more

It’s always a joy to catch someone who didn’t do his homework. I found this ad while doing a Google search for “Baptist Press.” Now I’m happily married, but I clicked on this link because something about the phrase “Date Sexy Baptist Singles” struck me as a bit odd (being a Baptist does not make … Read more

I’m all for “family values,” but this I’m not so sure about. While visiting a public restrrom this weekend, I noticed not two, but three choices: Men, Women, and Families. Now I love my family, but I sure as heck do not want to go to the bathroom with them. My wife suggests (and she’s … Read more

Ever wonder what they’re made of? Word of advice: when in Hanoi, opt for the hamburger.

What do you do when a cow wanders into your local bank?

We all have our rare, peculiar hobbies. One hobby I’ve had for more years than I can remember is the collecting of matchbooks. When I was a teenager I started picking up matchbooks from my favorite restaurants. When our family went on vacation I really “racked up.” My dad began aiding the collection by picking … Read more

You are Roscoe P. Coltrane. You do have morals,they’re just easily forgotten. If your bosstells you to do something, you jump to it. Youare kind to animals, especially basset hounds. What Dukes of Hazzard Character are you? I must confess that I doctored the results of this quiz to be Roscoe P. Coltrane. James Best … Read more

I did a bad, bad thing: I just had to get that off my chest. I feel better now.

Here are a couple of New Year’s Resolutions: High Resolution Low Resolution Happy New Year!

I took this test and came up with the following results [hat tip to Exultalte Justi for the link]: What Classic Movie Are You? Click the link above to take the test yourself. The Godfather says you should…